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Bob Richardson
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The Show Songs!

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"Gut Instinct"
| "Busting out" | "Undermined" | "Related" (Flirty Dozen)  | "Many Time Town" | "A Group Of  Humans" (6 to 5 Against)

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"The First Slave to an 
English Princess"

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Solve The "What Creature Am  I?" Mysteries , but...keep the answers to yourself,  because Bob wants to donate  "The Unfinished  Legendary Lines Of  Ponder" To charity.  
Is He Serious!

Poetry

Most lyric writers start with poems, and Bob's no exception. He even entered "The Bridport Prize",  click to read his entries...(MORE)

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Bob Richardson - Song Writer, Poet,  Lyricist, Script writer...(MORE)

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Bob and Sylvia have three children and six grandchildren...(MORE)

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Bob trained as an adult education teacher of IT subjects,  Web design, and Key Skills, including Maths...(MORE) 

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In the 90's Bob had a regular column in the London "Cab Trade News"...(MORE)

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New Songs1
By
Bob Richardson 
The songs here are Basic 'Song Writer's Draft' Demonstration Tracks,
for 'Commercial Analysis', and/or 'Collaboration' Purposes. 
 
THEY ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR DOWNLOAD AND GENERAL LISTENING.      
  
Players will continue when top lines & lyrics sheets are selected


"That's a Song"
(When a Poem meets a melody, that's where you'll find a song)
 



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Style:   Ballad, commenting on the age old fact, that when lyrics, and melodies sit well together, they become an inseparable marriage.   Bob will collaborate to fix the bit at the beginning that sounds too much like the David Gates song, "When A Picture paints A Thousand Words".  in Bob's own words: "It's been diving me nuts for years!!"    Finished  (That's not technically true, because of  those first 4 bars!) So...It's up for 50/50 collaboration  MP3 Loaded Suitable for Elton John,  possibly Robbie Williams.


"American Icons"   
(My My)
 


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Style:  On Beat/Lively/Country Rock/Loose Modern Folk/Rock. References to America's better known Icons, seen through the eyes of a foreigner.   In this case an Englishman.    Finished. This song is being WAS! written ON LINE!  Suitable for Rod Stewart, Sting, Sir Paul McCartney. MP3 Loaded  


"Diana"
(Dear Alan) 


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Style:  Modern Folk/Jazz/Blues Ballad. Telling the story of the death of Diana Dors,  and her husband Alan Lake.  Diana was the 1950's glamour girl, and film star, hailed at the time as England's answer to Marilyn Monroe.    Finished.  Infinitely suitable for Rod Stewart,  or maybe Sting.  MP3 Loaded  
"Man is Coming"
(I See I Hear I Feel)


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Style: Atmospheric anthem for the musical version of  "A Group of Humans".   Played as an instrumental.  Also has lyrics for the chorus to sing.


"Let's Cancel" 
(This Fantasy


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Style:   Power Ballard, or easy going swing , depending on the treatment. Telling a story of unrequited love, and the realisation that the romance was based on role play, and wasted vanity.  Finished, but still up for 50/50 collaboration.  With the right arrangement, this could be a really great song for Rod Stewart.  MP3 Loaded 


"Somethin' New" 
(
5-10-15 )  


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Style:  R&B/Country/Blues. Long suffering individual makes reference to a nagging partner's comments, and attempts to be positive about their future.    Finished.  This song  was written online, but is still up for 50/50 collaboration.  


"Loves name" 
 (In


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Style:   Bright - Rock/Latin,  works well as a Tango.  About, very young, or maybe same sex lovers, who are also related  in some way ("Not sure how"), who refuse to accept the legalities and moral issues.  Generic reference.   Finished   Suitable for Pink  MP3 Loaded


"Born & Bred"
(In London)

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Style: Gentle Boogie/Shuffle And/Or Strut dance.  Falls into the novelty, or comedy bracket, but works well as big band swing or jazz.   

INSPIRATION. Bob says his inspiration to write this song came from when he was a Heathrow Airport Fireman, on a training course at Stansted Airport.  The fire service college hosted officers from all over the world.  Bob took his turn at playing the organ, for a sing-a-long at the local pub.  Everyone had their favourite sing-a-long songs, depending on where they came from, but Bob observed, that he always got the biggest response, when he played Hubert Gregg's song: "Maybe It's Because I'm  Londoner."  Everyone knew the words, or had at least heard it some where before,  and wanted to join in.  Bob concluded  then, that this must be one the most famous songs in the world. " Born and Bred"  is his tribute to that phenomenon. 

Writer's note:   "this song finishes the message started by the timeless classic: "Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner."  Written by Hubert Gregg in 1946 and sung by Bud Flanagan. It has to be said,  Hubert's song  is rather short, and my song pays respectful homage to it by echoing  that very statement, 'Maybe It's Because I AM   a Londoner.'   The rest of the lyrics are completely original.  I don't think  Hubert Gregg would mind too much."

The 3rd version is a voluntary demo by an unknown arranger/singer, but known to Bob. This interpretation serves to highlight just how different a song can sound when such a person  is given free reign.   More importantly,  how  crucial it is for the writer to  maintain  moral , as well as intellectual ownership.  The 2/4 - double time   chorus is  completely   at odds  with  Bob's intentions, and was met with  the words:  "Trust Me." Bob's glad he didn't.

 "Born & Bred" also has a place in the musical version of  "A Group Of Humans", as a show song     MP3s Loaded  Finished.  Suitable for Suggs.  Or any number of  "Londoners"


"Soul Song"
(Wanna Do It)


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Backing Track Only  

With Vocals

Style: Funky/Cool Soul.  Could be successfully played faster.    The vocal version is an attempt by a non-singer,  made on an old karaoke machine.   The song needs more, lyrics, and a bridge, so it's up for 50/50 collaboration.


"Learning Curve"
(Comin' on round)


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Intended Style: Country/Rock Country. Some lyrics/No Tune. This one is in the prep stage and definitely up for 50/50  collaboration


"Sunday's Prayer"
(That special day)
AND
"
Someday"
(Main chance)


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"Sunday's Prayer" 


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"Someday" 

Styles: A traditional Christian style hymn, celebrating the Sabbath,  AND a  big band swing song, discussing the random nature of life, luck, and the elements of chance we all face. Believe it or not, both numbers use exactly the the same melody, and chords,  with drastically different results.   MP3s LoadedSuitable for Robbie Williams. In fact this song might have been made for Robbie Williams


"OK?"
(Europe)


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Style: Rock/Pop  Intended as a Eurovision Entry.  Ironically, because of the generic status of the term OK. This song could be sung by any European artist, even though it's written by an Englishman.  The song is simply asking the rest of Europe if they are OK! Tune and lyrics, but unfinished 50/50 Collaboration  MP3 Loaded


"I'm Gonna Get"
(Me Some)


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Style: Latin dance: Happy bloke looking forward to love and life.  Tune and lyrics, but unfinished and up for 50/50 Collaboration 


"Pardon Me" 
 
(Did I just see?) 


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Style: jazz instrumental, with one line sung or spoken occasionally.  The lyrics are being updated as and when Bob gets the ideas - Watch this space... "Still not sure, it might just have to stay as an instrumental"  MP3 Loaded 


"I'm Sorry"
(Just in Case)


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Style: Power Ballard. Hapless lover promising to make changes,  to keep his/her partner  Tune and lyrics, Pretty Much Finished. MP3 Loaded


"It Just Ain't Possible"
(Oh can't You See

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Style:  Up tempo Country/Observational Novelty song. Being written ON LINE!  but still Up for 50/50 Collaboration.  



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